thetorontokid:

robin-scherbatsky:

shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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things to say during sex

  • nothing
  • you dont need sex
  • the lord is watching
  • amen

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h0llo:

tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed

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nixpunk:

i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit

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  • white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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