shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
things to say during sex
- you dont need sex
- the lord is watching
tbh if you want free weed just tell a group of stoners you’ve never smoked before and then boom free weed
i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
- white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone
I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.